Tuesday, June 1, 2010

NIPPLE TWEAKER


Oh, you don’t know what a nipple tweaker is, ok i will tell you. Have you ever asked yourself when flipping thru magazines, watching scenes in movies or music videos (especially the foreign ones) why most of the women always have clearly erected nipples especially when shot with tight or transparent shirts, and on the other hand the women you see in the street are rarely that excited. Wonder no more, welcome to “da world of Nipple Tweaking.”
A Nipple tweaker is a person in the entertainment business whose job it is to make women's nipples erect for scenes, when a woman does not want ice touching her and she doesn't want to do it herself. The Nipple tweaker usually uses methods of stroking, sucking, licking, teasing, etc.
Hmm, makes me wonder why they don’t advertise this kind of jobs publicly. I believe, Nollywood could do with a Nipple Tweaker or Nipple Tweakers, you know, it would help reduce the unemployment rate in the country and ensure job specialisation. Personally, i know, am good in this kind of thingy, i’ll probably be the “Union Leader of Nollywood Nipple Twearkers.”
If you ask me, i will tell you, this is the best job in the world, YOU INTERESTED??? HOLLA.............!!! But wait, lets confuse Nollywood first on the need of creating such a Job.

1 comment:

  1. OMG, this is hilarious. You are a bad boy oo...

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