F-FACTOR Unleashed.............!!!

BAIL OUT PACKAGES By IBK

Sup man, how have you been?

I dey alright my guy, I just dey like dele and dey chill like chidi.

What are you doing with all this books and documents? You get exams?

No, am off to Abuja to see the slim mallam.

Slim mallam?

The guy that believes money can solve all the problems in the various sectors of the nation.

Who be that?

The guy that governs the bank in the center, you know, CEO of the father of all banks.

Ok, ok, I know him now. The man that taught our law makers, lessons on banking during the confirmation of his appointment as the bank’s governor.

Exactly, that is correct.

Ok, so why you wan go see am? You dey find job or contract?

Well, I have a proposal for him.

On wetin?

Bail.

Bail?

Yes, bailout packages.

Abeg expatiate, elucidate and enumerate what u mean.

Well, he gave out N420 billion as bailout packages to 5 banks, N130 billion to small and medium enterprises, N500 billion for the power sector and N150 billion for the manufacturing sector.

Yes, those were policies meant to kick start the those sectors of the economy and turn things around for good.

Exactly my point, since what is good for the geese is also good for the chickens, pigeons and turkey.

I no understand you o.

Well, I want to propose he also give bailout packages to every other sectors of the nation.

Hmm, like how?

Ok, since the current economic crisis is a global one, that is to say, it affects everyone, no one is excluded, thus in view of the current economic bailout efforts by the slim mallam, it only makes sense that if banks and some other sector can get bailed out, why not everybody and every sector?

Everybody ke?

Yes ke, why not, if not? After all, the global crises affect all of us. So why not bailout someone who just gambled and lost N42 Million in Abuja last weekend? You know, gamblers bailout packages for those who lose money at the casino, then margin loan bailout packages for those who lose money in the stock exchange market. To further break it down; What about bailout plan for the woman selling boli and epa on the street? You can call it “poverty bailout package”, then lets also do a Bailout plan for the mechanics, Bailout plan for bank workers that lost their jobs in the tsunami that happened in the banking sector, bailout plan for the students that can’t afford to go to school, Bailout plan for the kidnappers, bailout plan for the militants, bailout plan for the musician that is yet to make a hit, bailout plan for Nollywood stars, script writers, film producers, movie marketers and even the waka pass actors and actresses.

Na true you dey talk o, but what about me wey like to drink shayo and pursue fine fine girls.

Then it is imperative to provide shayo bailout packages, wedding ceremonies bailout packages, child naming ceremony bailout package, and even Aristo runs bailout packages. Then we can also do a bailout plan for super eagles (since they are now supper chickens easily beaten by everybody), bailout plan for drivers caught by lastma officials for taking one way (especially when there is no sign of the road saying it’s a one way street), bailout plan for accidents victims (especially those that were stopped at checkpoints and were now rammed into by trailers), bailout plan for robbery victims (since the law enforcers dey fear to face the armed thieves and are only interested in toll gate takings), bailout plan for teachers going on strike, bailout plan for resident doctors going on strike, yahoo yahoo bailout package and then a bailout plan for ladies of the night aka prostitutes. You get the drift?

But u sure say all this one go possible, since there are some other government agencies that can cater for the needs of some of the people you mentioned.

Well, obviously since the agencies have not done their duty, the agencies also need bailout packages. Even me too, I need a bailout package, yels ke, as a jobless graduate I should get Job hunt bailout package.

Guy, you funny o, but na true yarns be this.

So am off, I go see you when I get back from Abuja.

Ok now, safe journey.

F-FACTOR Unlimited.............!!!

SPOIL SPORT : HAND OF GOD by Shawlaa Mossrow

And the Number 10 stood on at the very edge of the rift on the highest peak of the frozen mountain, and there he reached out to the Mighty One.
“Diego...” said the Mighty One, “again you have returned.”
“I need more Sensei,” declared No 10.
“More?” came the disappointed growl, “What about all I have already given you?”
“Sensei, you have blessed me with the deadly art of the quick-foot-and-magnetic-toe.
You have also blessed me with the notorious White-Lotus-Multiple-Leg-over technique. Even also with the ‘kicked-in-foot-holding-my-face-diving technique’. Indeed my movement, field-foresight and kicking-score-ball-break-bone attributes have greatly manifested since I began my training with thee.”
“True. So, why have you returned?”
“To learn the one technique you never taught me...”
“No!” gasped the Mighty One, “not that! It is the most deadly art ever wielded. It has the power to break the heart, subdue the spirit to fight, and annihilate the joy of living from millions and an entire nations in one move. Please, reconsider!”
Lightning, and thunder flashes.
“I have chosen”, said Number 10, “Give me the power!!!”
Fresh cue: a very rough cut of the scene; then a pretentious super-text “Is this the end, or only the beginning?”
Tragically, it was only the beginning.
Flash-forward, it’s the 22nd of June, 1986. We are in the Estadio Azteca, Mexico City. The event – none other than the World Cup itself. No.10, after many a hesitation, for the fear any man will feel in the face of unlimited power, finally finds the courage to employ this most deadly of fatalities. To this day the mushroom cloud of shock, outrage, and the spine-petrifying effect of the sheer cold-cocky-ness of the act as yet to subside. No.10 laid the entire great nation of England to waste. In the stirring that surfaced, a terrified world moved microphones to trembling lips and marveled at this great harbinger of darkness. What? How? From where came this fearsome technique?
"Un poco con la cabeza de Maradona y otro poco con la mano de Dios"
Translated. "A little with the head of Maradona and a little with the hand of God"
The ‘Hand of God’ aka H.O.G was born.





..................concluding part in F-FACTOR Magazine edition 4

BAIL OUT PACKAGES By IBK

Sup man, how have you been?
I dey alright my guy, I just dey like dele and dey chill like chidi.
What are you doing with all this books and documents? You get exams?
No, I’m off to Abuja to see the slim mallam.
Slim mallam?
The guy that believes money can solve all the problems in the various sectors of the nation.
Who be that?
The guy that governs the bank in the center, you know, CEO of the father of all banks.
Ok, ok, I know him now. The man that taught our law makers, lessons on banking during the confirmation of his appointment as the bank’s governor.
Exactly, that is correct.
Ok, so why you wan go see am? You dey find job or contract?
Well, I have a proposal for him.



..............concluding part in F-Factor Edition 4

F-FACTOR MAGAZINE 4TH EDITION......coming soon !!!!

WASH OUT...!!!! oops, i mean, WATCH OUT !!!

F-FACTOR MAGAZINE.....!!!

F-FACTOR MAGAZINE 4TH EDITION......coming soon !!!!

WHAT IF............!!!! by Olulu

WHAT WILL DON JAZZY BE? If D Banj is a KOKOLET and Wande Coal is an Orobo to Bad !!!!

I’m Hot…and You are too Gbasky for my liking by Maestro

Both of them are so slim that only their abdominal muscles (or abs for those ladies who go “ooh” when the Rock takes off his clothes) differentiate them from something chewed by a camel in a desert.
One is the king of brainless babes and the other is Lord of the Booze. The stage is set, and we introduce the contestants: D’Banj and Durella.
I love these guys. Vocally, they can be called Siamese twins, since it is only a few connoisseurs of music who can be adept enough to tell the difference in their singing voices. Apart from that, they are almost identical in body conformation, and here’s the biggest secret: their names both start with a capital “D”! Amazing, isn’t it? Seems like brothers from different spermatozoa, not to mention womb.
The “koko’ master comes on stage – wearing the ubiquitous criminal-looking sunglasses, of course – and begins to furiously swivel his hips to the beat. Suddenly, suddenly, he experiences waist pains and stops to remove his belt, all the while intoning: “Do you like the koko…How big is the koko?”
Meanwhile, some very reliable sources say that the Koko is about the approximate size of the eraser on the head of a pencil.
The shayo master, on the other hand, prances onto the stage and you can practically feel your brain take flight as the pounding beat of his song cripples your nervous system.
These two guys are among the best of Nigeria’s party starters, and if them no dey your party, “you know you’re missing”.
For some reason, it took some of us quite a while to see the difference between the Mo’ Hits Kid and the Wiskolo wiska genius. However, we now have new and technologically advanced means of separating the sheep from the goats.
Note: these guys are specialists at creating new words that have no credible meaning (and, hopefully, these words would never enter into any reputable dictionary in the nearest future. Amen).


.................read the continuation by buying the 3rd edition of F-Factor Magazine

F-Factor Magazine can be gotten from the following places

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2. Silver Bird life style store, Silver Bird Galleria, V/Island
3. Pharm Affairs, Ojota/ Ogudu road, Ogudu
4. All Finicky eatery centers.
5. White wood pharmacy, 22rd Festac Town, Lagos
6. Domino supermarket, Ozone cinema, E Center, Commercial Avenue, Yaba, Lagos.
7. De cafe, beside yem yem super market, Unilag shopping complex, Lagos
8. Janio Books, Fabricare Plaza,G close, 22 road, opposite texaco petrol station festac town, Lagos.
9. Adorn Pharmacy, between B close and C close, 22rd Festac Town, Lagos.
10. POD Book shop, 7 opebi road, Ikeja.
11. Mrs Onikoyi (LASU ADCADE), Sammy J (Faculty of Law), Faith Unique shop (FSB 37, faculty of science), LAB Ventures (FSB c-41, faculty of science), all in LASU Ojo, Lagos.




HOTLINES
Olumide – 08025070892
Ayo – 07068400846
Dapo – 01-8225481
Joke – 08023711586
Lillian - 07029561959

Law Makers, Money Choppers, Born Fighters by IBK

Guy, how far now?

I’m good o, you nko?

All correct, no long thing. Wetin u dey do wey u serious like this?

I’m trying to make a list of possible godfathers and things I need to become a politician.

Godfather? Politics? Thought you wanted to be a doctor, an accountant or some other respectable professional.

My guy, I now want to be a politician.

But why na? You just finish secondary school, you no wan go university go study?

Exactly, I don’t need a university degree to become a law maker or even the president of this nation. With this my secondary school certificate, I will rule over graduates. Don’t you know politicians especially those that make laws, do nothing and earn millions of Naira? So why slave away as a doctor or an accountant? When as a law maker I will earn basic salary of about N2.48 million, N1.24 million as hardship allowance, N4.97 million as furniture allowance, newspaper allowance of N1.24 million, and many other allowances like that. In short my guy, I will get like N300 million as salary per annum.

Hmm, that’s true o. ok, so wetin be the things you need to do?

Well, one, I need a god father, who has embezzled enough money to finance my campaign. Two, I need to learn how to box or better still, learn how to fight Kun-fu, tear clothes, race to carry the mace and drag people out of the chamber because of the fights that break out every now and then. Then, three, I need a whistle to blow whenever I want to disturb a session and a tear gas canister to spray into any eye that challenges me.

Hmm, seems you have done your home work. But politicians are generally regarded as been corrupt.

I don’t disagree. But you no know say corruption is an Art in this nation, the more corrupt you are, the more attractive you are to people who need you.

Guy, there is an anti graft agency to check and arrest corrupt people o.

Leave that thing, na today? Abeg leave story, everybody that is somebody in this nation has a file in the agency, but as long as you are in bed with the ruling government your file stays in the vault till when you fall out of favour with the ruling government.

You will be setting a bad example for your son o.

Nah, I will name my son “Goodluck” and ensure he is a running mate to a governor and afterwards when the governor goes to jail, he rules in his place. Then next he will be running mate to the president, and going by precedent, he will become the No. 1 man with no votes cast.

Seems you have it all thought out. But as your very own person, where I go feature for your plan?

That one no be problem, you will be in the background managing the many, many companies I will be using to move money into my pocket. Infact, you will even help me use N9 billion to buy jeeps and flat screen televisions for my babes once I become the No. 4 man in government.

What if people oppose you?

That’s easy too, I will be the judge and jury in any of the cases against me and get them suspended for the session.

Correct, you be the man jo, I’m with you all the way.

Good, let’s go thereeeeeeeee………………..!!!

F-FACTOR Magazine......reality in lighter shades !!!

F-Factor Magazine can be gotten from the following places

1. The Hub , The Palms shopping mall, Lekki- Lagos
2. Silver Bird life style store, Silver Bird Galleria, V/Island
3. Pharm Affairs, Ojota/ Ogudu road, Ogudu
4. All Finicky eatery centers.
5. White wood pharmacy, 22rd Festac Town, Lagos
6. Domino supermarket, Ozone cinema, E Center, Commercial Avenue, Yaba, Lagos.
7. De cafe, beside yem yem super market, Unilag shopping complex, Lagos
8. Janio Books, Fabricare Plaza,G close, 22 road, opposite texaco petrol station festac town, Lagos.
9. Adorn Pharmacy, between B close and C close, 22rd Festac Town, Lagos.
10. POD Book shop, 7 opebi road, Ikeja.
11. Mrs Onikoyi (LASU ADCADE), Sammy J (Faculty of Law), Faith Unique shop (FSB 37, faculty of science), LAB Ventures (FSB c-41, faculty of science), all in LASU Ojo, Lagos.


HOTLINES
Olu – 08025070892
Ayo – 07068400846
Dapo – 01-8225481
Joke – 08023711586
Lillian - 07029561959

IMPLICATION remix

As they kolonbi our Eagles
As they faasi Enyeama
As they disobey Largerback
We come dey get plenty wahala
As they dribble Kaita
As Yakubu commit the disaster
Just because Kanu dey there,
He follow enter the yawa..
Olele olele o ti dabaru olele...

BUSINESS ANGLE:- MONEY FOR SALE

From: Father of All Banks
To: Foreign Investors, Bigger Financial Institutions and Other interested parties

It’s with pleasure that I bring to your notice, an event like never seen before in Naija, a special occasion and one of a kind bazaar. My people, we have “Money For Sale.”
Last year, I the blue blooded son of Kano held the confirmers of my appointment spellbound in a Banking 101 class during my interview, I the banking wizard was in fallible by all estimation.
I then proceeded to deal with hooligans riding in “Money Warehouses” as “Executive Bandits.” I turned Bankers to Pastors, mothers to prisioners, business men became national publicized debtors, celebrated technocrats became criminals and chief executive became pilots and fugitives. As expected, denials were fast, allegiances quickly changed and business realigned. What choices did they have? Even the great “Erratic Arrest us” could not withstand the heat, he scaled the fence of his home and fled through the border to the U.K (will he go unpunished? Well, that’s a story for another day). I then had funds injected into the banks, put in place quality risk processes, and corporate governance.
What is the next line of action? It’s a bazaar, let’s trade the golden goose along with the egg and let’s trade the money as if it is free for all. The bazaar is now set, there is money for sale and you are invited.
Though the financial institutions are still unstable like NEPA, experience network failure like Nitel and are downsizing as if it’s the fashionable thing to do.
But you can still take a gamble on the golden goose, and you may be lucky to get the golden eggs. So come one, come all, there is money for sale.

Signed
XLX aka Governor of the Father of all Banks.

F-Factor Magazine .......Edition 3, coming soon !!!!

F-Factor Magazine can be gotten from the following places

1. The Hub , The Palms shopping mall, Lekki- Lagos
2. Silver Bird life style store, Silver Bird Galleria, V/Island
3. Pharm Affairs, Ojota/ Ogudu road, Ogudu
4. All Finicky eatery centers.
5. White wood pharmacy, 22rd Festac Town, Lagos
6. Domino supermarket, Ozone cinema, E Center, Commercial Avenue, Yaba, Lagos.
7. De cafe, beside yem yem super market, Unilag shopping complex, Lagos
8. Janio Books, Fabricare Plaza,G close, 22 road, opposite texaco petrol station festac town, Lagos.
9. Adorn Pharmacy, between B close and C close, 22rd Festac Town, Lagos.
10. POD Book shop, 7 opebi road, Ikeja.
11. Mrs Onikoyi (LASU ADCADE), Sammy J (Faculty of Law), Faith Unique shop (FSB 37, faculty of science), LAB Ventures (FSB c-41, faculty of science), all in LASU Ojo, Lagos.

Once Bitten, Twice Shy.......full version

Once bitten, twice shy..........u give my friend nodding, while the door was ajar....!!!!

WORD-SMITHS by Olulu

It all started on a bright Thursday afternoon, where we got to discover that even in a very busy organization, Gold is to Goldsmiths, as words are to
WORD-SMITHS

From: Debisi-jamez@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: the Company anthem

Hey guys, I came up with an anthem for the company:

we are up with finacle
with our finacle we experience miracle
with finacle there is no obstacle
we be the best among the rest cos we 've got the muscle
no hassle
even in the face of sliding tackle
we are a force with great tentacle
we move with great speed cos we got no shackles on our ankles
we spread around the globe like a sprinkle
even at that we still stick together like a Bundle
oh lah lah lah lahhhh ole kokokokokoko

From: doyin@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: RE: Company anthem

Have u forwarded to corporate affairs? It could be adopted by the company you know.

From: Ronke@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Cc: olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Subject: RE: Company anthem

SOUNDS CATCHY….

From: Peter @company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: RE: Company anthem

Are you Dagrin now or is it MI? Not a bad idea to send it to Corporate affairs

From: Ronke@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: Olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Subject: FW: Company anthem

I DO HOPE Debisi-jamez WRITES FOR U COS HE’S GOT RHYMING TALENT

From: Olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: Ronke@company.com
Subject: RE: FW: Company anthem

Not asked him officially yet, but rhyming is not hard compared to writing satirically. If he can do satire articles, I would love him for life (ok, maybe love him once per article). But I doubt, he wants to go into music and he’s got dancing skills too, but I will ask him now sha.

From: Olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Sent: Tuesday, May 04, 2010 2:11 PM
To: undisclosed recipients
Cc: Debisi-jamez@company.com
Subject: RE: Company anthem

@debisi
F – Factor needs your rhyming skills, kindly send your sample of satire mode of writing, let’s see if u are not a one off rhymer…….!!!! I have attached pages of the 1st edition for you, check and holla back.

From: Debisi-jamez@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Cc:olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Subject: RE: Company anthem

@olulu
I DON’T NEED TO BLOW
FOR U TO KNW SAY I DEY GROW
ON A NORMAL DAY EVEN IN A ROW
I STILL DEY FLOW
FLYING AWAY TO SAFETY LIKE A CROW
AS THINGS GET CHILLY AS IF IN A SNOW
AIMING TO SLOW MY SPIRIT NOW KEEPING IT LOW
OL’BOY I STILL DEY GLOW
OMO THIS TIME NOT LIKE Glo(pride)
But with HUMILITY TY TY TY TY TY TY OOOOOOOOOOOOYAH
Checking out ur F-FACTOR
The colour day make me wanna be an INTERACTOR
Cos the pages dey shine like the rim of a NAVIGATOR
But I no go allow the VECTOR enter my REACTOR
Picking up offer like a waste COLLECTOR
Until I contact my INVESTIGATOR
Sign out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Ronke@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Cc:olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Subject: RE: Company anthem

Em… olu… doesn’t look like one wash fits all o…. e sabi rhyme

From: Blue Blood@f-factormagazine.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Cc:olulu@f-factormagazine.com, Debisi-jamez@company.com
Subject: RE: Company anthem

@ debisi, on F Factor
Ur rhymes fit our page
U just dey flow like one old sage
Make talent for no waste, we go pay u minimum wage
We need ur skills, no be by age
F.Factor go be ur best stage
R u game, don’t stay in a cage!

@ Olulu,
He dust u, pls don’t get into a rage!!!

From: Ronke@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: RE: Company anthem

Lol…Seems like u all got rhymes….. who else wanna share?

From: Olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Cc: debisi-jamez@company.com, ronke@company.com,Blue Blood@f-factormagazine.com
Subject: RE: Company anthem

@ronke and debisi,
Anybody can write,
Not everyone can write right,
Or write tight,
Or write for u to see d light.
It’s not about taking up a pen and writing,
U need to make sure d words got meaning.
Like a samurai to his sword,
So is a writer to words,
If given a chance?
Can he kiss words and make them dance?
It’s not about crowing,
Or blowing.
D words must b able to tease senses.
But still have d right tenses.
I still believe he is a one minute rhymer,
Won’t last as a word-smith all time slayer.

@Blue Blood,
Dust me?
He can’t even reach me.
Na by dat pattern?
Guy, he go just flatten.

From: Blue Blood@f-factormagazine.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: RE: Company anthem
@ debisi
Prove say u no copy and paste
Give Olulu something more to taste
But sha, don’t be in a haste
Take ur time to determine ur fate!

@ Olulu
U sure are loaded up ur sleeves
Save some for F-Factor mag. Please!







STAY TUNED FOR THE 3RD EDITION OF F-FACTOR MAGAZINE FOR THE CONCLUDING PART of WORD SMITHS...........!!!!!!







F-Factor Magazine can be gotten from the following places

1. The Hub , The Palms shopping mall, Lekki- Lagos
2. Silver Bird life style store, Silver Bird Galleria, V/Island
3. Pharm Affairs, Ojota/ Ogudu road, Ogudu
4. All Finicky eatery centers.
5. White wood pharmacy, 22rd Festac Town, Lagos
6. Domino supermarket, Ozone cinema, E Center, Commercial Avenue, Yaba, Lagos.
7. De cafe, beside yem yem super market, Unilag shopping complex, Lagos
8. Janio Books, Fabricare Plaza,G close, 22 road, opposite texaco petrol station festac town, Lagos.
9. Adorn Pharmacy, between B close and C close, 22rd Festac Town, Lagos.
10. POD Book shop, 7 opebi road, Ikeja.
11. Mrs Onikoyi (LASU ADCADE), Sammy J (Faculty of Law), Faith Unique shop (FSB 37, faculty of science), LAB Ventures (FSB c-41, faculty of science), all in LASU Ojo, Lagos.

WHAT WILL THE MO HITS CREW BE???

IF 2face, Bouqui, Timaya, M.I, and Durella are d Justice League.
and
Ajasa, El Dee, Kel and Banky W are Fantastic 4.


WHAT WILL THE MO HITS CREW BE???

WHAT IF............!!!! by Olulu

What If Rugged Man is MAGNETO, and Naeto C is NIGHTCRAWLER,.......who will be WOLVERINE???



Stay tuned for more on, what if....e.g. the members of Justice League, Fantastic Four and u will need to say what will be MO' HITS crew be? :) :)


F-Factor Magazine can be gotten from the following places

1. the Hub , The Palms shopping mall, Lekki- Lagos
2. Silver Bird life style store, Silver Bird Galleria, V/Island
3. Pharm Affairs, Ojota/ Ogudu road, Ogudu
4. All Finicky eatery centers.
5. White wood pharmacy, 22rd Festac Town, Lagos
6. Domino supermarket, Ozone cinema, E Center, commercial avenue, Yaba, Lagos.
7. De cafe, beside yem yem super market, Unilag shopping complex, Lagos
8. Henry 08029630171 in Yabatech, and Muyiwa 08034607303 in Unilag.
9. Janio Books, Fabricare Plaza,G close, 22 road, opposite texaco petrol station festac town, Lagos
10. Adorn Pharmacy, between B close and C close, 22rd Festac Town, Lagos.
11. POD Book shop, 7 opebi road, Ikeja.
12. Mrs Onikoyi (LASU ADCADE), Sammy J (Faculty of Law), Faith Unique shop (FSB 37, faculty of science), LAB Ventures (FSB c-41, faculty of science).

WITTY Y A R N S

NAIJA GOT SWAGGER

My name na Olulu
And I no be zulu
Am a true omo naija
That does not smoke ganja.
I no dey try play people for maga,
Yet I still got lot of swagger.
What’s there to be proud of in this nation?
After all we seem to be sinking into a state of depression
Things keep getting complicated,
And important people are the ones being implicated,
Maybe we should all do Andrew and check out,
Or beg Osama bin laden to knock us all out.
Well, We might not be making proper use of the oil money,
Since so very few are the ones enjoying the honey.
But then we have learnt to use our brains,
And things are not all going down the drain,
We’re now getting known for music and comedy,
This serves as our remedy.
Everyday new talents keeping popping up,
And our rep goes a notch up.
We don dey ginger our swagger,
And soon we go become the master.
Even though I no fit use naija do wife,
But I be naija4life.