THE ART OF TOASTING by sexy militant

Toasting is an age long art which has existed since...forever. Often times skill, knowledge and persistence are compulsory ingredients in achieving the best results while toasting. At other times a natural flavour or the simplest actions brings a fresh desired outcome.
It would be wrong to assume that a particular toasting technique will work on different ladies. Hold on; hope you did not assume I was talking about toasting bread? Lol... any way many Nigerian artistes have likened women to one food item or the other, for instance the stew in their rice, the sugar in their tea...so I might not be too far off if in this article I liken women to bread (especially the soft agege type that is just right for ewa-goin...can I get an amen!).
As I was saying, some dudes are pros at catching babes with their good looks and smooth talks. However there are some other brothers who seem to repel ladies for no obvious reason when they attempt the art of wooing.

................go buy d 2nd edition of f-factor mag for d concluding part.

F-Factor Magazine can be gotten from the following places
1. the Hub , The Palms shopping mall, Lekki- Lagos
2. Silver Bird life style store, Silver Bird Galleria, V/Island
3. Pharm Affairs, Ojota/ Ogudu road, Ogudu
4. All Finicky eatery centers.
5. White wood pharmacy, 22rd Festac Town, Lagos
6. Domino supermarket, Ozone cinema, E Center, commercial avenue, Yaba, Lagos.
7. De cafe, beside yem yem super market, Unilag, Lagos
8. Students in Unilag Campus U.I campus and Unaab Campus.
9. Janio Books, Fabricare Plaza,G close, 22 road, opposite texaco petrol station festac town, Lagos
10. Adorn Pharmacy, between B close and C close, 22rd Festac Town, Lagos.

EYE MAKEUP for DAY & NIGHT by Renique Bolujoko

Eye makeup should be light in the day and dramatic only at night. We tend to overdo it sometimes, because we're thinking that we want people see the colours. Sometimes, when we want to match our outfit or be festive, it’s ok, but aside of this, eye shadow should only compliment the eyes and make them more prominent. Besides matching your makeup to your clothes is so last season so says Jay Manuel. Eye shadow should draw attention to your eyes not itself. It should complement the eyes, meaning it should bring out the colour of your eyes. You should use colours that will blend in well with your skin tone and eye colour, while at the same time adding a hint of colour to make your eyes attractive. Blushing eyelids are attractive, if you want to give the appearance of brightness to the area and not take away too much from the natural contours. The good news for black women is that we don’t need to add dark hues (except of course for the light skinned sisters). We just need to add a bit of colour and highlights. At night, if you're fair in complexion, you may want to add some dark colours to the crease of the eyelid, but be careful with this as very dark colours can make you look skeletal.

NIPPLE TWEAKER

Oh, you don’t know what a nipple tweaker is, ok i will tell you. Have you ever asked yourself when flipping thru magazines, watching scenes in movies or music videos (especially the foreign ones) why most of the women always have clearly erected nipples especially when shot with tight or transparent shirts, and on the other hand the women you see in the street are rarely that excited. Wonder no more, welcome to “da world of Nipple Tweaking.”
A Nipple tweaker is a person in the entertainment business whose job it is to make women's nipples erect for scenes, when a woman does not want ice touching her and she doesn't want to do it herself. The Nipple tweaker usually uses methods of stroking, sucking, licking, teasing, etc.
Hmm, makes me wonder why they don’t advertise this kind of jobs publicly. I believe, Nollywood could do with a Nipple Tweaker or Nipple Tweakers, you know, it would help reduce the unemployment rate in the country and ensure job specialisation. Personally, i know, am good in this kind of thingy, i’ll probably be the “Union Leader of Nollywood Nipple Twearkers.”
If you ask me, i will tell you, this is the best job in the world, YOU INTERESTED??? HOLLA.............!!! But wait, lets confuse Nollywood first on the need of creating such a Job.