Showing posts with label magazines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label magazines. Show all posts

Monday, June 7, 2010

F-Factor Magazine .......Edition 2, coming soon !!!!




Funny-li-ti-cal view

ODIESHIRIBONUCLEIC ACID (ONA): The Nigerian DNA
By Bimbo A.


BUSINESS ANGLE
Banking Deform
From: Big, Stump and unreliable Horse Bank plc, X-perience Piss Bank, and unHappy People Bank PLC

To: The Naija public



SPOIL SPORT

Kungfu Football ???
By Shawlaa Mossrow


FUN-TAINMENT section
A Typical 9ja Music Album...
By Don Fabrino



Beauty and Fashion

WARDROBE WISDOM
By Sexy Militant

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

NIPPLE TWEAKER


Oh, you don’t know what a nipple tweaker is, ok i will tell you. Have you ever asked yourself when flipping thru magazines, watching scenes in movies or music videos (especially the foreign ones) why most of the women always have clearly erected nipples especially when shot with tight or transparent shirts, and on the other hand the women you see in the street are rarely that excited. Wonder no more, welcome to “da world of Nipple Tweaking.”
A Nipple tweaker is a person in the entertainment business whose job it is to make women's nipples erect for scenes, when a woman does not want ice touching her and she doesn't want to do it herself. The Nipple tweaker usually uses methods of stroking, sucking, licking, teasing, etc.
Hmm, makes me wonder why they don’t advertise this kind of jobs publicly. I believe, Nollywood could do with a Nipple Tweaker or Nipple Tweakers, you know, it would help reduce the unemployment rate in the country and ensure job specialisation. Personally, i know, am good in this kind of thingy, i’ll probably be the “Union Leader of Nollywood Nipple Twearkers.”
If you ask me, i will tell you, this is the best job in the world, YOU INTERESTED??? HOLLA.............!!! But wait, lets confuse Nollywood first on the need of creating such a Job.