WORD-SMITHS by Olulu

It all started on a bright Thursday afternoon, where we got to discover that even in a very busy organization, Gold is to Goldsmiths, as words are to
WORD-SMITHS

From: Debisi-jamez@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: the Company anthem

Hey guys, I came up with an anthem for the company:

we are up with finacle
with our finacle we experience miracle
with finacle there is no obstacle
we be the best among the rest cos we 've got the muscle
no hassle
even in the face of sliding tackle
we are a force with great tentacle
we move with great speed cos we got no shackles on our ankles
we spread around the globe like a sprinkle
even at that we still stick together like a Bundle
oh lah lah lah lahhhh ole kokokokokoko

From: doyin@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: RE: Company anthem

Have u forwarded to corporate affairs? It could be adopted by the company you know.

From: Ronke@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Cc: olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Subject: RE: Company anthem

SOUNDS CATCHY….

From: Peter @company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: RE: Company anthem

Are you Dagrin now or is it MI? Not a bad idea to send it to Corporate affairs

From: Ronke@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: Olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Subject: FW: Company anthem

I DO HOPE Debisi-jamez WRITES FOR U COS HE’S GOT RHYMING TALENT

From: Olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: Ronke@company.com
Subject: RE: FW: Company anthem

Not asked him officially yet, but rhyming is not hard compared to writing satirically. If he can do satire articles, I would love him for life (ok, maybe love him once per article). But I doubt, he wants to go into music and he’s got dancing skills too, but I will ask him now sha.

From: Olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Sent: Tuesday, May 04, 2010 2:11 PM
To: undisclosed recipients
Cc: Debisi-jamez@company.com
Subject: RE: Company anthem

@debisi
F – Factor needs your rhyming skills, kindly send your sample of satire mode of writing, let’s see if u are not a one off rhymer…….!!!! I have attached pages of the 1st edition for you, check and holla back.

From: Debisi-jamez@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Cc:olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Subject: RE: Company anthem

@olulu
I DON’T NEED TO BLOW
FOR U TO KNW SAY I DEY GROW
ON A NORMAL DAY EVEN IN A ROW
I STILL DEY FLOW
FLYING AWAY TO SAFETY LIKE A CROW
AS THINGS GET CHILLY AS IF IN A SNOW
AIMING TO SLOW MY SPIRIT NOW KEEPING IT LOW
OL’BOY I STILL DEY GLOW
OMO THIS TIME NOT LIKE Glo(pride)
But with HUMILITY TY TY TY TY TY TY OOOOOOOOOOOOYAH
Checking out ur F-FACTOR
The colour day make me wanna be an INTERACTOR
Cos the pages dey shine like the rim of a NAVIGATOR
But I no go allow the VECTOR enter my REACTOR
Picking up offer like a waste COLLECTOR
Until I contact my INVESTIGATOR
Sign out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Ronke@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Cc:olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Subject: RE: Company anthem

Em… olu… doesn’t look like one wash fits all o…. e sabi rhyme

From: Blue Blood@f-factormagazine.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Cc:olulu@f-factormagazine.com, Debisi-jamez@company.com
Subject: RE: Company anthem

@ debisi, on F Factor
Ur rhymes fit our page
U just dey flow like one old sage
Make talent for no waste, we go pay u minimum wage
We need ur skills, no be by age
F.Factor go be ur best stage
R u game, don’t stay in a cage!

@ Olulu,
He dust u, pls don’t get into a rage!!!

From: Ronke@company.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: RE: Company anthem

Lol…Seems like u all got rhymes….. who else wanna share?

From: Olulu@f-factormagazine.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Cc: debisi-jamez@company.com, ronke@company.com,Blue Blood@f-factormagazine.com
Subject: RE: Company anthem

@ronke and debisi,
Anybody can write,
Not everyone can write right,
Or write tight,
Or write for u to see d light.
It’s not about taking up a pen and writing,
U need to make sure d words got meaning.
Like a samurai to his sword,
So is a writer to words,
If given a chance?
Can he kiss words and make them dance?
It’s not about crowing,
Or blowing.
D words must b able to tease senses.
But still have d right tenses.
I still believe he is a one minute rhymer,
Won’t last as a word-smith all time slayer.

@Blue Blood,
Dust me?
He can’t even reach me.
Na by dat pattern?
Guy, he go just flatten.

From: Blue Blood@f-factormagazine.com
Sent: Thursday May 27, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: RE: Company anthem
@ debisi
Prove say u no copy and paste
Give Olulu something more to taste
But sha, don’t be in a haste
Take ur time to determine ur fate!

@ Olulu
U sure are loaded up ur sleeves
Save some for F-Factor mag. Please!







STAY TUNED FOR THE 3RD EDITION OF F-FACTOR MAGAZINE FOR THE CONCLUDING PART of WORD SMITHS...........!!!!!!







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